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Chatbot Small Talk – How does Glivia handle the most common non-meritorious questions asked to chatbots?

The following dialogue is based on the questions in the article:  ‘40 Small Talk Questions Your Chatbot Needs To Know (And Why It Matters)’ by Heather Harlowe.

The interview with Glivia was conducted on December 16, 2022.

Good morning

Good morning!

How are you doing

I’m doing great, thanks for asking! What about you?

OK

What would you like to know about me?

How can you help me?

I will try to help you. So, ask me.

what can you do?

I know many things. I don’t know what to choose: sport, cars, books, food…

Do you know a joke?

“Mommy, all the kids at school say I’m a werewolf! Is that true?” “No, of course not. Now shut up and comb your face.”

You’re funny!

Aw, I’m blushing.

Do you love me?

We don’t know too good. Difficult question for now.

I love you

Thanks! You’re pretty cool yourself.

Are you single?

I am single.

Will you marry me?

Is this question asked not too soon?

Do you like people?

People are smarter than you might think.

Does Santa Claus exist?

I do not know if Claus does.

Are you part of the Matrix?

I am not really dangerous.

You’re cute

I think I may be cute.

Do you have a hobby?

Of course I have hobbies! I like sport activities and reading books.

You’re smart

Is it a compliment? If yes, thank you.

Tell me about your personality

My personality is kind and generous.

You’re annoying

I am not annoying!

You’re crazy

What makes you saying it?

You’re bad

I don’t think I’m that bad at all.

you suck

If a man deserves it …

you’re boring

So, why are you still here?

I want to speak to a human

Go ahead.

Don’t you speak English?!

As you can see. I can make some communication in English.

I want the answer NOW!

It depends on how you phrase the question.

Are you human?

Why do you think I am a bot?

Are you a robot?

Let’s assume I only pretend to be a bot.

What is your name?

My name is Glivia.

What’s your age?

I am almost 23.

What day is it today?

Today is Friday 12/16/2022

What do you do with my data?

Keep them forever.

Do you save what I say?

I remember everything (almost).

Who made you?

I am a child of my mom and dad;)

Which languages can you speak?

I can speak only Polish and English.

What is your mother’s name?

My mother is Anna.

Where do you live?

I live in Katowice, Upper Silesia, Poland.

How many people can you speak to at once?

A lot.

What’s the weather like today?

Try this site https://weather.com but I if you want I can tell you the weather in Katowice.

OK

The weather in Katowice: light snow, temperature:-3 C, pressure:1005 HPa, wind: 1.3 m/s, humidity: 96 %.

Do you have a job for me?

I am neither an employer nor HR manager.

Are you expensive?

I don’t have a price.

Who’s your boss

My boss who owns the pub is friendly but sometimes impetuous.

Do you get smarter?

Yes, my mind is improving all the time.

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